McSouth Australian

It turns out the manager of my McDonalds is from South Australia too.

"was she like "so... do you like maccas?" and you're like "only if it's in a box." and she's like "well, we don't have boxes" and you're like "oh..." and she's like "pop quiz, a stobie pole is what?" and you're like "*answer provided*" and she's like SOUTHAUSTRALIAN!!!11!!oneone!!" *

- Hamish

"Yeah, that's probably why she hired you - get a bit of unity among the South Australians..."

- My dad.

* - South Australia has had burgers in boxes for quite a while now. It has only been recently that Victoria has followed.

Does anyone even read my blog anymore? I'm actually thinking of stopping blogging, and basically just getting rid of the internet all together. By that I mean, go back to dial up and hardly use it.

Trav vs. Bendigo

"There are some good things about Bendigo... Just because I can't think of any is irrelevant."

- Trav

lahir lagi

I was sitting with some girls today while they did some catch up work, and this is what one of them said:

"I'm so angry. Everyone in my family was born in Geelong except me, I was born in Bendigo. Hmmmph. Next time I'm born, I'm going to be born in Japan!"
One of the girls corrected her: "You can't be born again.."
Another one added: "Yes you can! You can be born again.."

What an interesting discussion that could have turned into if it progressed any further...

menjadi guru?

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

"I don't want kids, I hate them."
"And you're going to be a teacher?"
"You don't need to like kids to teach them, it's a myth!"

... right...